Submissions: 

All submissions are welcome. I don't expect any submission to come out of this message. I am approaching it the same way I put stories up, without expectation. If you want to get involved do it. Or not. These days the website is almost entirely me, The Egg Party. Which is not really a problem. So. If you really do want to submit, you must complete this list:

1. create a pseudonym
2. choose a job title
3. pick a dumb picture
4. write a story
5. edit it
6. clean your room
7. send story to the email below
8. celebrate
9. mildly asphyxiate yourself while slowing climaxing with or without a consensual other/s

Submit:

mreggparty@gmail.com

Disclaimer

'There's some's say'n there's 'dem 'ole folk'll that'd'b never've goin' pass't 'dat 'ole dirt Choke and Stroke ave'. Rek'n it's 'aunted.' 

[Thanks for visiting!]

Edit: So I have finally changed this long standing description. Down there is a fucking painful spelling mistake that is waiting for you chumps and I am fairly certain it has been the same for the last two years. I need to look at it every now and then and contemplate what I am doing. 
I am going to protect it with square brackets.

[Open Forum to write. It is better than email. 
All content is original. We steal ideas, not words. Well you know. We didn't invent our own language. What we do here is combine words in groups in unique ways. Unique-ish. 
For the sake of embarrassment reduction it is all exceptionally awful. 
Anyone is welcome to submit a story. The idea behind the website is that of a record of words down. I often find that task I start begin strongly then lose focus. This website is the acknowledgement of that fact. Once you put it up it is up. You can edit and change the story but it will remain posted.]

Edit: 'I often find that task I start begin strongly then lose focus!' Are you fucking kidding me Wilson?

[All nonsense posted on this website is copyrighted based on copy write things.] 

- The Egg Party

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